{"id":947,"date":"2012-05-06T14:59:40","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T12:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knoetchen.de\/?p=947"},"modified":"2012-05-06T14:59:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T12:59:59","slug":"jackpot-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/?p=947","title":{"rendered":"Jackpot! #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doppeljackpot!<\/p>\n<p>Nach dem Mittagsschlaf ist ein Auge komplett dicht geschwollen, verklebt und \u00e4u\u00dferst unattraktiv (aber es ist nicht rot, keine Ahnung wieso nicht). Das zweite f\u00e4ngt nun auch an zu tr\u00e4nen und zu eitern. Da kommt Freude auf.<\/p>\n<p>Ich bin dann mal beim Arzt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doppeljackpot! Nach dem Mittagsschlaf ist ein Auge komplett dicht geschwollen, verklebt und \u00e4u\u00dferst unattraktiv (aber es ist nicht rot, keine Ahnung wieso nicht). Das zweite f\u00e4ngt nun auch an zu tr\u00e4nen und zu eitern. Da kommt Freude auf. Ich bin dann mal beim Arzt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[44],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":950,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions\/950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}