{"id":203,"date":"2011-11-04T21:53:32","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T19:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knoetchen.de\/?p=203"},"modified":"2011-11-04T21:54:45","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T19:54:45","slug":"so-lauft-das-heute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/?p=203","title":{"rendered":"So l\u00e4uft das heute."},"content":{"rendered":"

Auf der UBahn-Treppe vor mir liefen heute zwei Jungs, die Turnbeutel schwingend, beide vielleicht 11 oder 12 Jahre alt.<\/p>\n

Mini-Checker1:<\/strong> „Hast du schonmal eine Freundin gehabt?“
\nMini-Checker2: <\/strong>„Nein.“<\/em>
\nMini-Checker1: <\/strong>„Mann, du brauchst unbedingt eine Freundin!!!“
\nMini-Checker2:<\/strong> „Wieso?“<\/em>
\nMini-Checker1:<\/strong> „Ja, weil du dann kein scheiss-dummes Kind mehr bist, ey!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Auf der UBahn-Treppe vor mir liefen heute zwei Jungs, die Turnbeutel schwingend, beide vielleicht 11 oder 12 Jahre alt. Mini-Checker1: „Hast du schonmal eine Freundin gehabt?“ Mini-Checker2: „Nein.“ Mini-Checker1: „Mann, du brauchst unbedingt eine Freundin!!!“ Mini-Checker2: „Wieso?“ Mini-Checker1: „Ja, weil du dann kein scheiss-dummes Kind mehr bist, ey!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":205,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions\/205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}