{"id":1685,"date":"2013-02-27T22:36:18","date_gmt":"2013-02-27T20:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knoetchen.de\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2013-02-27T22:37:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-27T20:37:43","slug":"szenen-einer-ehe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/?p=1685","title":{"rendered":"Szenen einer Ehe"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ich tappere durchs Wohnzimmer.<\/p>\n

Er:<\/strong>\u00a0„Was suchst du denn?“
\nIch:<\/strong> „Handcreme.“
\nEr:<\/strong> „Im Bad.“
\nIch:<\/strong> „Achso. Ich dachte nur, weil die Fu\u00dfcreme schon hier steht, k\u00f6nnte die Handcreme vielleicht auch…“
\nEr:<\/strong> „…“
\nIch schnappe mir lachend die Fu\u00dfcreme und bringe sie ins Bad, wo mich ein Hustenanfall beinahe davon rafft.<\/p>\n

Kurz darauf findet sich die Handcreme \u00fcbrigens an. Auf dem Schreibtisch.. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ich tappere durchs Wohnzimmer. Er:\u00a0„Was suchst du denn?“ Ich: „Handcreme.“ Er: „Im Bad.“ Ich: „Achso. Ich dachte nur, weil die Fu\u00dfcreme schon hier steht, k\u00f6nnte die Handcreme vielleicht auch…“ Er: „…“ Ich schnappe mir lachend die Fu\u00dfcreme und bringe sie ins Bad, wo mich ein Hustenanfall beinahe davon rafft. Kurz darauf findet sich die Handcreme […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1685"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1696,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions\/1696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knoetchen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}